Five Leaves Left

2011-05-23T07:43:00.000-07:00

OK, so I do a whole lot more reading than writing these days.

I've also started something new. You'll see that I still have a call button on the page... This one goes to an Ingenio listing as opposed to my old niteflirt listing. For those of you who love my hypnosis, I don't do that over there. What I do there, is strictly make use of my broad knowledge of kink in all its' forms.

I want to hear about YOUR kinks and tweaks, there. I want to know what makes you tick. It's something of a confessional; I'm not there to listen to you cum, but I'm there to listen to you. Having trouble reaching a point of balance between professional and personal life? That's what I want to hear about. Wishing you knew better ways to please your longterm mistress? Feeling 'stale' in your situation? Tell Me.

2010-08-24T11:30:00.001-07:00

Back in Oklahoma for the time being. Much going on personally. More this afternoon.

2010-05-24T10:42:00.001-07:00

You know, i keep resolving to write in here and then leaving it be. Things have been MADDENINGLY busy lately!

Let's see. Since september I've been in five states, nine different hotels and homes of friends and family, and I STILL haven't stopped going!

For now I'm back on the east coast and taking calls, working around the schedule of a friend's household until I figure out if I'm going back to the midwest for a few months. Don't worry, I'll keep you folks posted.

2009-09-28T19:18:00.001-07:00

Another year, another look back at what was, and what's coming.

(and now you know why I have a pic of me sitting on railroad tracks.)

Been a heck of a year. Hoping it will get better soon. Too many important people gone, too many unimportant ones sticking around.

I DO have plans to go to my first play party in a while, though. Not sure if I'll play or just let it ride. I'll be taking the Toy Bag just in case.

2009-09-22T16:17:00.001-07:00

you know, as much as I fancy myself a writer, sometimes it's hard to get the creativity flowing. I could write fictional tales of racy run-ins in the soup aisle, ending with a spanking over the donut table over in the bakery. Titillating, yes, but also bullshit. Not my style.

Instead, let's talk about sensuality versus sexuality. Can things be both? Are they, by necessity, one or the other? Let's hear your thoughts.

Let's brush the dust off, shall we?

2009-09-21T17:20:00.000-07:00

Been a little while, over here. A lot changes in two years.

Some things are always, though. Like my ability to get inside people's heads and make myself at home. I'd be willing to bet you like it as much as I do, too... Give me a call sometime, over on Niteflirt. You'll find it's an experience you'll want to repeat as often as you can!

ooooh.

2007-09-23T22:06:00.003-07:00

WANT.

look at the shiny! and notice the name?

6 days and counting...

2007-09-22T18:32:00.000-07:00

My birthday is on the 28th of this month, that's NEXT FRIDAY.

Make it a day to remember, boys, my Amazon list is looking a little overpopulated.

Oh, Miiiike, who thinks he's slave material to be molded...

2007-09-18T18:41:00.000-07:00

You're the first real solid LOSER I've had the pleasure to deal with.

I am laughing my ASS off at your attempts to get me out of your head by blocking me on Niteflirt. YOU came to ME. I offered you a place among My boys.

You failed, on your own sense of urgency. Don't you know? You don't GET to set "mail me back" deadlines. It's not your place.

Good luck in your search for a blackmail domme - I hope you get the nastiest, evilest bitch out there, who will NEVER take no for an answer and ends up destroying you. After all, I imagine that's what you were looking for when you gave me your wife's email address.

To borrow from Curtis Stone...

2007-09-17T14:34:00.000-07:00

When you go to the grocery store, you should always dress up, you never know who you'll run into.

I recognized your voice, and your pics were pretty close too... but I don't think you recognized me wearing jeans and a UNC sweatshirt, with my hair back in a pony tail.

Missed your chance, my dear.... maybe you'll get lucky next time;)

long time no blog, boys...

2007-09-13T07:55:00.000-07:00

It's been a hell of a ride.

Sorry to say, my pop, whom some of you I had spoken with concerning, did not make it through his most recent battle with his prostate cancer. Soooo,. I've been incommunicado... but I have So much to tell you!

Last night, i got a WONDERFUL compliment from one of my boys. He told me, and I quote, "I am going to make it my life's mission to make you happy."

You would not believe the presents I've gotten in the last month! Shoes, shoes, shoes! TWO pairs of Fluevogs, an iPod, the Ecco sneakers I absolutely LOOOOVE, plus some merrell slides and a kickass pair of black patent boots with red patent flames;) SUPER trashy but HAWT.

more shortly, I'm stealing time between classes. Next time i try to take 15 credit hours in one semester? remind me how little sleep I get these days...

oh this is just DELICIOUS!

2007-06-07T16:50:00.001-07:00

I'm talking with a boy now, on NF who is SUCH a delightful sissyboy!

He's a total cumwhore and even has a little mantra he says about it! I'm going to make him post that mantra as a response to this post as soon as I can get him to a computer. Hopefully you will all be as amused as I am!

more soon, kiddies!

I'm STILL laughing

2007-05-24T16:02:00.001-07:00

For my caller last night who sort of sleepily started singing, "Ohhhh, say can you seeeeeeeee....." after you came? Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in WEEKS! the 100$ tribute didn't hurt, either;) Looks like you put me closer to another pair of Fluevogs!

2007-05-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

For further amusement -

I love it when a boy will do anything to please me, including sending me fabulous pictures! Boy Z, you show promise, and obedience - I like that;)

2007-05-12T23:02:00.000-07:00

Just a little something to titillate you, my boys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpoT7W5-66c

not likely to be worksafe, but oh la la!

oooogh.

2007-04-07T16:40:00.000-07:00

spring break, a few days of class, and then WHAM. The Flu. Influenza has been riding my ass like I were its' bitchboy. Lucky me!

I haven't been to class in a week.

I haven't been on the phones in a week.

I'm still running a fever on and off.

The good news is, tune in Tuesday for a rare treat - I've got a regular boy of mine coming to take care of all the little things i've let slide... and I'm going to post some pictures of him serving me!

Opinions, please?

2007-03-19T21:45:00.000-07:00

So i was speaking with a friend of mine tonight. He says his girlfriend won't give head because her mouth is too small.

I call bullshit. If you can eat a fucking SANDWICH, you can suck dick.

opinions welcome.

Whee!

2007-03-18T18:46:00.000-07:00

Nothing like an impromptu kidnapping vacation to relax you:)

I love my friends. They are wonderful, weird people and make me very very happy. This weekend I ended up in NC with my old crowd, at least, the ones who could make it. We went to a fabulous event called Cirque Macabre and had a HUGE lot of fun. Gothy music, fetish clothes, cute boys in leather pants... Life doesn't GET any better! They made me eat good food, and gave me good wine, and dammit, I miss that place!

I got, also , my bottle of Pink Moon from BPAL, and it's really a lot less sweet and floral than I thought it would be, given the descriptors - it's spicy-sweet carnation and clove, and I really am very pleased.

Next week's going to be a rough one, I have two papers due. I'm not looking forward to getting back to the grind, but it'll alllllll be over soon enough. At least, that's My fervent hope.

Somebody buy me a massage!

No secret, I like Nick Drake

2007-03-07T04:48:00.000-08:00

(points at blogtitle, for those who might be confused...)

It gives me a certain squishy glee to order a bottle of a scent called "Pink Moon" from the most excellent folks over at Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs. (blackphoenixalchemylab.com)

They make blended perfume oils that are utterly decadent and wonderful. I tend to wear their 'The Caterpillar' on a regular basis, from the 'Mad Tea Party' set (described as "Heavy incense notes waft lazily through a mix of carnation, jasmine, bergamot, and neroli over a lush bed of dark mosses, iris blossom, deep patchouli and indolent vetiver")

OMGYAY!

2007-03-02T18:16:00.000-08:00

I finally had a sushi night, tonight:)

oh man was it ever good. I am stuffed on excellent food, plus taking industrial strength decongestants and tylenol with codeine.

Life is GOOD, and everything at icanhascheezburger.com is hilarious.

Whee!

2007-02-27T20:32:00.000-08:00

For the first time in two years, I am actually sick enough that I have a fever. This is straight up not normal for me, I rarely if ever get sick.

So, I'm spending tonight sucking down whiskey toddies, and I'm ditching classes tomorrow morning, to sleep. Hopefully that will burn it out of my system.

Wish me luck!

Kevin, you're a sweetie!

2007-02-23T08:09:00.000-08:00

My friend L. in NC who acts as my maildrop called Me last night to tell Me she had a package slip for me in her mail - I called her back this morning and asked her to open it for Me - she says there's a shiny new 60 day game-time card for my digital addiction sitting on her coffee table now!

Kevin, you hold the distinct honor of being the first of My callers who's sent Me any gifts!

Now I just have to meet L. in Richmond for the day to get it, but I think we can do that. It's been a while since we had a Decadence Day!

Some days, it doesn't pay to chew through the straps...

2007-02-22T11:58:00.000-08:00

I am exhausted this week, far far beyond the level of tired I SHOULD have considering how much I've done.

I did end up making the bouillabaisse, though, and it was YUM. No monkfish, but I got a couple lobster tails on sale, so that was good; I ended up using triggerfish this time, I'd never cooked with it before. I was really rather impressed with how well it held together. About a half dozen mahogany clams, and some green lipped mussels, fennel seed, a strip of orange peel, some onion, tarragon, fresh basil, and garlic, in a veggie broth, and it was heavenly!

I don't think I'll wait so long before my next batch.

2007-02-14T11:18:00.000-08:00

So I'm going to treat myself for valentine's day this year. In a little while I'm going to go to the market and get everything I need to make bouillabaisse. I haven't made that stuff in ages, and I think it's well past time. The Whole Foods has incredible seafood, really cheap. If I'm lucky I might get some monkfish tails to add to the soup, and I'll cheat and buy a jar of aioli instead of trying to make my own.

The link between food and sex is well documented - certain foods are mood elevators, like Chocolate, and while the effect may be mostly placebo, there is some research that suggests there is an actual physiological effect from chocolate. Makes me wonder, what else? Oysters are apocryphally aphrodisiacs, fresh young asparagus, ginger... I wonder if there's any actual basis of fact behind them?

I know one thing that always works for me is sake. Hot sake, for whatever reason, heads straight for the genitalia. And if you can ever talk me into meeting you for dinner? sushi's a good bet;)

2007-02-12T15:31:00.000-08:00

Five free minutes to the first one who can tell me what this dude's actually saying!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2120659111755287021&q=chacarron

2007-02-10T14:33:00.000-08:00

Yes, yes, I blatantly stole the blog title from a Nick Drake album. I wonder sometimes, did he knows he had only five more years, when he recorded that one?

So you've been lucky enough to discover my little home on the intarwub... I don't always talk about sex, which seems to be what MOST phone workers seem to fixate on. I suppose it bring in the passing wankers, but this space is for you and I, my regulars, the people I actually give a rat's ass about.